found some old floppies from my first computer back from '99 thru '01...including some REALLY old pics of Julia (even baby pics she sent!) as well as these poems, yours truly unfortunately wrote....i even amaze myself sometimes..
once knew a girl named Dessy
Whos bedroom became very messy
She said "my boyfriend is so dumb"
"He leaves condoms filled with cum"
"Right here on the floor"
"And hanging on the door"
"even on my alarm clock"
"There is traces of his cock"
So she picked them up one by one
And the second she was done
She called him up on the phone
and said "Im threw with you and your bone"
"The way I punch you and you flinch"
"and your cock of just one inch"
"Get out of my life"
"I will never be your wife"
"So come take your things cuz we are through!!"
"And your cum filled rubbers too!!"
Date: 1/4/01 8:31:40 AM Central Standard Time
I think I'll call it "Ode To A Rosebush in Bloom"
I was driving in the car one day
When I got a pain in a peculiar way
I clenched my stomach in obvious pain
As on my window, came the pittering drops of rain
"Oh no", I cried, "What shall I do?"
"I ate too much, now I have to poo"
I drove faster as the pain got worse
Just my luck, I got stuck behind a hearse
"Damn you corpse!, Damn you to Hell!!"
Would I make it home? I could not tell
Just then it hit me "Why does this always happen to me?"
And sure enough, now I also had to go pee
I turned on the next block and hit the gas
Every car I saw, I proceeded to pass
"I wont make it! I cant hold it no more!"
And with that i pulled over and reached for the door
No where near home, I was filled with fright
But out the corner of my eye, I gathered a sight
In a vacant lot, about 50 feet away
Stood a rosebush in bloom, the wind making it sway
I ran and I ran as fast as I could
I got to the bush and over it I stood
I pulled down my pants, lickety split
As soon as I did, the rosebush, my pee hit
I knew what was next so I squatted down low
As soon as I did, the poo begin to flow
Diarrhea and piss all over the place
But inside my pants, there was not a trace
As soon as I finished, I hurried away
There may be a spy, so I didnt want to stay
I viewed that poor bush, now smelly and wet
"Well the pee will dry before the sun does set"
But what of the poo that litters the grass
"Well its better down there then up in my ass"
I got back in the car and unfurled a smile
"Thank God for that rosebush, or I'd be sitting in a wet mushy pile"