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..sigh...alas there are other journals and AOL/Yahoo/Hotmail/AIM profiles...i'll play ball and edit this one...


FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

also much MUCH thanks to pretty much my world right now, ADRIANNA plus great people like Brittney, Jess 1, Jess 2, Aunt Deb, Cyndie, Kitty, NIKKY big time....you guys totally rule and i love all of you very very much....now as for the Jizzrag?....Karma will totally blow her away....Maybe she'll get a dildo stuck up her cunt at the sex party this weekend and her pussy will rot away. Whats the difference between Julia and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner stops sucking after a while. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. Did i mention youre a fucking whore slut skank bitch lying sack of elephant shit cuntrag bitchass motherfucker? Well i just did. One more thing. FUCK YOU.

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you know what? im not even going to dish on what that jizzrag did to me today. just know certain friends of mine have been told and thats good enough for me. 900 wasted dollars? sure that hurts....but what hurts more is that it was proved that everything vanessa said was correct. one of these days ill learn not to be so stupid and trustworthy. and besides, i know california nikky has my back.

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found some old floppies from my first computer back from '99 thru '01...including some REALLY old pics of Julia (even baby pics she sent!) as well as these poems, yours truly unfortunately wrote....i even amaze myself sometimes..

once knew a girl named Dessy
Whos bedroom became very messy
She said "my boyfriend is so dumb"
"He leaves condoms filled with cum"
"Right here on the floor"
"And hanging on the door"
"even on my alarm clock"
"There is traces of his cock"
So she picked them up one by one
And the second she was done
She called him up on the phone
and said "Im threw with you and your bone"
"The way I punch you and you flinch"
"and your cock of just one inch"
"Get out of my life"
"I will never be your wife"
"So come take your things cuz we are through!!"
"And your cum filled rubbers too!!"
The End



Date: 1/4/01 8:31:40 AM Central Standard Time


I think I'll call it "Ode To A Rosebush in Bloom"
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I was driving in the car one day
When I got a pain in a peculiar way
I clenched my stomach in obvious pain
As on my window, came the pittering drops of rain
"Oh no", I cried, "What shall I do?"
"I ate too much, now I have to poo"
I drove faster as the pain got worse
Just my luck, I got stuck behind a hearse
"Damn you corpse!, Damn you to Hell!!"
Would I make it home? I could not tell
Just then it hit me "Why does this always happen to me?"
And sure enough, now I also had to go pee
I turned on the next block and hit the gas
Every car I saw, I proceeded to pass
"I wont make it! I cant hold it no more!"
And with that i pulled over and reached for the door
No where near home, I was filled with fright
But out the corner of my eye, I gathered a sight
In a vacant lot, about 50 feet away
Stood a rosebush in bloom, the wind making it sway
I ran and I ran as fast as I could
I got to the bush and over it I stood
I pulled down my pants, lickety split
As soon as I did, the rosebush, my pee hit
I knew what was next so I squatted down low
As soon as I did, the poo begin to flow
Diarrhea and piss all over the place
But inside my pants, there was not a trace
As soon as I finished, I hurried away
There may be a spy, so I didnt want to stay
I viewed that poor bush, now smelly and wet
"Well the pee will dry before the sun does set"
But what of the poo that litters the grass
"Well its better down there then up in my ass"
I got back in the car and unfurled a smile
"Thank God for that rosebush, or I'd be sitting in a wet mushy pile"
uh....the end

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im bored so i updated this ..

FAVORITE 15 ALBUMS OF ALL TIME
1 - Rigor Mortis "Rigor Mortis"
2 - Papa Roach "Infest"
3 - Iron Maiden "Iron Maiden"
4 - Tankard "Hair Of The Dog"
5 - System Of A Down "Toxicity"
6 - Iron Maiden "Killers"
7 - Badlands "Voodoo Highway"
8 - Accept "Restless And Wild"
9 - System Of A Down "Steal This Album"
10 - Metallica "St. Anger"
11 - Bad Religion "No Control"
12 - Judas Priest "Unleashed In The East"
13 - The Beatles "Abbey Road"
14 - Tourniquet "Microscopic View Of A Telescopic Realm"
15 - Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas"

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Last Cigarette: i'd rather suck a dirty cock
Last Alcoholic Drink: again....cock, dogshit, elephant piss...pick one. tobacco & alcohol are crutches for losers.
Last Car Ride: in the Crap-mobile coming home
Last Kiss: Does a goodbye lick from the dog count? People dont like me. :(
Last Good Cry: they all sorta blend in after awhile
Last Library Book: i have enough books to read as it is
Last book bought: "The Salmon Of Doubt" by Douglas Adams
Last Book Read: same as above
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Dawn Of the Dead
Last Movie Rented: i dont rent movies
Last Cuss Word Uttered: fucking
Last Beverage Drank: iced water
Last Food Consumed: pizza
Last Crush: i'm not even going to respond to this. no need to torment me anymore.
Last Phone Call: Adrianna
Last TV Show Watched: Simple Life 2
Last Time Showered: This morning
Last Shoes Worn: old Nikes
Last CD Played: Kittie "Until The End"
Last Item Bought: Dippin Dots at the ball game
Last Download: Quick Time Player
Last Annoyance: Annoying people at work
Last Disappointment: My lack of a meaningful life
Last Soda Drunk: Mountain Dew at the ballgame
Last Key Used: for the crappy car
Last Words Spoken: wow...out loud? um...i think it was to my boss "God, i fucking hate you"..youd have to know the context of the conversation, i guess.
Last Sleep: mercifully a nap when i came home
Last Ice Cream Eaten: the Dippin Dots
Last Chair Sat In: the shitty one with the back falling off that im wedged in right now
Last Webpage Visited: Jessica #2's which is where i swiped this (as well as her answer to this question)

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ok, one more thing...i think tattoo artists tell people to use Preparation H on new tats just because they know its embarrasing as all hell to go buy a tube of that crap. especially when youre young. so i made sure to go in with my sleeve still all rolled up and my arm all bandaged so they could see its not for my ass. ....i swear its not.....really.....oh shut up.

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wanna know how my mind works? was watching the bleeding through dvd....got bored....said "why dont i go get another tattoo"....so i went.

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8.......more.............days........ARRRRGGGGHHHH....i wanna go to the zoooooo and the record store and the mall and the...AARRGGHHHH...I WANT EVERYTHING!!